Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
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BillMurray_fml 12
Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?
3molliver3 16
Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.
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Comments (53)
Oliok 19
that's rough! I hope you get well soon, Break a leg next time op!
desoxyn242 14
Fat people problems
RageWolf16 31
...How?
BillMurray_fml 12
Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
Haha I totally read that in Bill Murray's voice!
Peacelove0404 26
It's clearly a sign to rest your feet and watch some more Netflix ;D In all seriousness, that's rough. Get well soon OP!
Cass_x 22
The universe is telling you to be lazy and to enjoy it
blueblu97 16
At least you got one last workout squeezed in before the accident!
IAmzephyr 22
I smell lawsuit :)
PenguinBitch 44
They'll lose.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
I smell a retard
people_annoy_me 23
That sucks, op! Until your foot gets better, try doing more arm exercises instead of running. Hope you get well soon!
Aew 17
Yes, try not to lose your momentum.
Misscreant 7
Yes, there is always abs and arms to work, even some floor legwork.
3molliver3 16
Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.
miianah1 22
Don't dogs live longer than that?
Azang7 14
Depends on the dog. Some can live 17+ years.
ChristianH39 30
Bigger dogs tend not to live as long, being more prone to heart problems. My lab is 15 and still relatively healthy, although getting a little decrepit
uni_lobster 7
My cat is 17 years old
smeboo 12
I like this analogy!! :) Making it a goal to use this at some point in time!
patrickalamo 48
There are so many ways to exercise.