Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.
Keyman1212 14
While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.
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KaskStunter 4
Really, what did you expect?
HKF11 0
Weed isn't the problem. Your perception!
nerdchic 5
You can't get addicted to weed. There are no addictive agents in it. She may just like the feeling of being chill and creative. Besides it's probably time you moved out anyways
LePenguin 0
At least it's not a meth addiction, like my buddies mom!
corypoops 5
Lol you're a wuss. You can't get an addiction to weed, it doesn't leave lasting smells, and it doesn't cause cancer or death. Suck it up.
hapetreefriend 1
You never mess with someone and there weed!
mrbuddy 0
Why is she a horrible person. She is free to choose her lifestyle. You can't threaten like that. That makes you a horrible person. Just grow up and move out like a normal person. Then you can live the way you want and she is free to live her way.
lucyinthesky420 10
Crack is whack, weed is a need ;)
barleyguy 17
Cinnamon bunny I don't know what your talking about I have a few friends and cousins who smoke up and their the most hilarious people I know thy ain't boring bro
Yarrachel 16
While you can't get physically addicted to weed, it is possible to become emotionally addicted, same way you can get addicted to shopping or gambling. If the weed has taken over her life, then yes, she is addicted.