Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
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perdix 31
Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.
Keyman1212 14
While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.
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lynbrook 1
Be careful of rental scams ON CRAIGS LIST. Always walk thru the apartment and never send money out of the country. I know some one who sent every cent they had to Nigeria for a fake apartment.
smokey_boodah 0
If you don't like the way your mom lives her life while you live under her roof, find your own roof. She's not addicted to weed she just isn't going to let an ungrateful leech of a child tell her what to do.
pennamay 11
It ruins your life. Because my moms a pothead she lost her job and now my dad is the only one making any money. And yet she says it's his fault why we don't have any money. Thank God I finally got a job. So now I, an 18 year old will be helping my dad with bills and anything else. I'm Also the one who constantly gets chewed out for EVERYTHING. And it's not even my fault. I'm sorry and I hope she will cone to her senses and realize what is more important in life.
pablopoo 7
Shouldnt of made her choose ha
babyluv 0
uhm... i could see this being upsetting if she was a meth head... but... weed is inexpensive and wont kill her. stop being a little bitch. lol
Nicostream 16
Ok I've read about half of the comments when I finally had enough... I study at a Medical University. I've got a subject called "Medical Chemistry". In one of the lectures there is a sentence that clearly states "THC is addictive neither physically, nor psychologically" The state of being high can be addictive of course. But actually weed is less harmful to your body than some drugs you buy when you're feeling sick. This includes Algopyrin, and most of the antibiotics. Also research has shown that some cannabinoids are good for inflamed joints(lol, the irony) and there are even tumor suppressors among them. So now that the argument, "weed is dangerous and kills brain cells like hell", of ALL the ignorant people who know nothing about how the damn thing works is invalid, we can move on. Weed is a drug. So is caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, and even the fckng chocolate. The simple fact that it is illegal is absolutely irrelevant from the moral point of view in this story. And actually we can't judge the mom's behaviour morally, because we don't know the circumstances. Maybe, she works her arse off and use it to relax, maybe she doesn't do anything but sit home and smoke weed. If it's the first, then I'd kindly ask OP: Y U NO respect your mother or even smoke the pot with her? If it's the second, then I'd just like to tell OP: You were an idiot to make an ultimatum like that. Whether she's "addicted" or not you must respect your parents more than this or else don't be surprised if they treat you like this. AND YEAH I KNOW.... TL;DR. now go back wanking.
CoolStoryScrote 6
YDI for thinking weed is addictive
insanelyXnikki 18
There's no problem with weed; the main problem at hand here is the fact that she does it around her son.
taracrane1 7
Get over it js
kendogg8 0
Lol except Weed isn't addictive