Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.
Keyman1212 14
While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.
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barleyguy 17
Why do I have a feeling all the people who are trashing weed are from America, did tu know at one point in history cannabis or weed was the biggest crop in north America , all this hate from the government comes from the threat to the economy watch the union on Netflix it'll tell you all this
docscientist 10
Because you're prejudiced?
mrbuddy 0
What's funny is people saying weed makes you a lazy unmotivated stoner but are wasting their time on FML and much more I can safely assume.
onikage_666 0
Whats wrong with you people, you can think whatever you want about weed but when it comes down to it theres absolutley nothing wrong with smoking weed and you really dont have the right to force your misinformed beliefs onto whoever you want. She did the right thing by kicking you out its about time you grow the **** up!
itsbreyo 5
Dont give me that sh*t that weeds a drug. It aint no drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.
krankkinder 3
Weed's not addictive.
austinr1028 0
It's just weed, not cocaine. You shouldn't be so concerned about it I'm sure she still loves you but also enjoys the use of a plant.
j_cat187 20
A friend of weed is a friend indeed.
Fletchdads 9
"all you need is weed and nothing else. All them other narcotics **** up your health." devin the dude
jennay2111 1
Dude, chill. It's just weed. Worry about heroin and that kind of stuff.
PeachyJinx 7
Dude. Stop harassing her & be a good child. Go apologize, buy her a telling up & ask her to teach you how to roll up.