Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Top comments
CYNNER 0
Misadvertisement. you should sue
JESUSlives4MUSIC 0
you must feel proud. I know I would
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Comments (171)
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for shaving. Grow that shit out.
F_ur_life_douche 0
coming from they guy whose pic is a clean shaven dude lol
Tkim32 0
No he just hasn't hit purberty yet.
Prestigex 0
^ win
beccartist 1
perdix FTW
metazoanhaddock 11
perdix wins as usual
chaos753159 4
^ fail
Soulathyia 0
^average
sterl13 0
no he's just Asian dumbass, the only Asians that have facial hiar are the ninja warriors
JoshTheMaggot 8
^ killed it completely. and Asians can't grow beards it messes up there ninja tactics. lol
div01 2
ninjas are forced to shave, unless they're rebel ninjas, who revolted against their clan's questionable morals. then they can have some scruff.
superHydrate 4
how can you not cut yourself with any sharp object that is used to cut in first place???? ydi for not having brain!!
yakturk43 0
lawsuit for breach of warranty
kerrygirl 13
breach of warranty? ah no......false advertising yes
MysteryJoker 5
They'll counter with you being retarded enough to try and prove their ad wrong. You lose.
yakturk43 0
Um actually you can get breach of warranty for fitness of purpose, which would pay more then the false advertising claim. False advertising you gotta prove damages, he'll just get money for the cuts...breach of warranty now is Strict Liability, you win money no matter how severe the damages are, and you can recover more going with the breach of warranty theory...sorry know you probably didnt goto law school...pretty simple stuff, but figured I'd explain to you =)
trickyd 0
Well deep in the back of your mind if something is labled as this was you wouldnt think you'd need to be as careful. FYL for falling victim to a growing false advertisement problem.
fruityloopz 4
emo brethren...welcome to the real world
jessxoxo28 5
wow
mckeee2 0
its empathy dumbass
crusaders41005 0
haha whY brand razors were they?
n1c0le 1
haha there's 911 people that agree. :p
saranottelling 7
Think about the bright side! If the cuts are deep enough you might find some new friends at the doctor's office! :)