Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Dad jokes, part 43884
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Yeet the guy
Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Functional
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Arxikist 3
Suggest playing with his dragon balls.
Da_Bauss435 8
yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face
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Comments (231)
Kog_Hiro 17
Every party needs a pooper, thats why they invited you. Party pooper. Party Pooper.
Kog_Hiro 17
By the way... www.teamfourstar.com Your welcome ^^
linkinpark98 24
Dragon Ball Z sucks sweaty donkey balls.
power6053 4
Even though I'm a straight guy, canl I borrow him and then have a 9001 hour long conversation with him about dbz.
wegetrz 14
I'm having a hard time believing you had no idea he was that immature before you got engaged, but now you're complaining about it.
IsaiahG69 0
Dragonball Z is a great convo topic :)
ChrissyBambi 0
Winning
iceblue_fml 0
Lol my brother came to stay with me for a month and he brought 8 seasons worth of dbz DVDs I'm watching the 4th season right now while my wife is sleeping haha
unrealfan11 1
Hey now! Dragonball z is my generations pastime! Dont be denying the man his DBZ talk!!
Theactuary 0
FYL OVER 9000!!!!!!