DBZ
United States
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Anonymous
Dad jokes, part 43884
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
PokeWife
Omaha, United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
cubs44fan
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
ozzy
Campbell, United States
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Minecraftwhyyy
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Lorbibo
Yeet the guy
Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Anonymous
Functional
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Top comments
Arxikist 3
Suggest playing with his dragon balls.
Da_Bauss435 8
yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face
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Comments (231)
nenaboricua1221 2
I loove dbZ it's all I talk about too :] and Duh way better then pokemon!!
GETxAxLIFE 0
Been there done that with my umm.. Friend that I tend to meet in bed. XD
rachbat00 0
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Bebbo_fml 21
It's time you dump him so another otaku can get with him.
BearBear1213 0
This man has his priorities straight.
jad07 0
Maybe cause Dragonball is the $h¡T
jad07 0
You should tell kah meh ah meh ah when are at your peak in bed
old09 11
You make this sound like its a bad thing DBZ rules
okay859 2
I don't understand why your life sucks. Dragon Ball Z is awesome
FMLx10O 0
pokemon sucks ass compared to dragon ball and that man is the smartest person ever