Anonymous
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my girlfriend and I got naked, I couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard but it involved me thinking about the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend's brother naked. I think I may be gay. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Or bi. Or pan. Or possibly something else.
RichardPencil 32
That’s not much of an FML these days. Just a few years ago, being gay could get you killed, or at least, unemployed.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Or bi. Or pan. Or possibly something else.
interesting33 37
thank you! very true
Gubbon 17
Not bi though, as he definitely isn't into women.
RichardPencil 32
That’s not much of an FML these days. Just a few years ago, being gay could get you killed, or at least, unemployed.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Being gay can still get you killed and unemployed. Even in countries where it's illegal to do so. But since when has the legality of something ever stopped a criminal?
weaboo 12
It’s an FML because from you don’t like girls then you gotta dump her and that’s not fun
wanted_2_want 40
You think? If having a naked woman in front of you didn’t get you ‘going’ then. you. definitely. are.
RichardPencil 32
Or she could be fugly. Of course, with the prevalence of free Internet ****, men's expectations of what women's bodies should look like have been warped.
wanted_2_want 40
Well, if they were going out for some time then she was not that fugly at all. And judging by OP’s comment, they were about to do it, which means OP is a young man in his ‘prime’. Healthy, straight young men usually don’t need to focus (or think about) on other naked men to get aroused.
Dave_Davington 35
Either that or your girlfriend is a grade A uggo. Which one it is and whether or not it's the preferable outcome is for you to figure out.
ihatedogs1995 6
Why is your girl still on tinder lol if she's in a relationship?
Suzi_d16 27
Eh, what?
Suzi_d16 27
Ahhhh I see. You’re an idiot who commented on the wrong post. Idiot.
Chloe555_fml 27
Or trying hard to be meta
interesting33 37
could be you were nervous. There are lots of reasons a guy can't get it up and your first time is a pretty big deal.
manb91uk 22
Dude.... The world is not either or. Stop thinking binary and open your mind... Heterosexual, Homosexual. Bisexual, Pansexual.... Get out of your little box!
Dave_Davington 35
He couldn't get into the box in the first place, which is kind of the key issue here.
jrn 14
Nothing wrong with being gay. I quite like it. However, the time invested in your relationship sucks.
Yudith 28
That, or your girlfriend's brother looks like a sexy girl. Either way, you will still be loved and supported if you are, indeed, gay.
TumblrweedPasses 11
If you are you are, but you're probably just nervous and maybe swing both ways Least you haven't made up a new gender for yourself