Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
aardvarkish 17
Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.
funshit123 0
haha u didnt get any
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lksdliz 9
Drop it in the mail?
wanted4myeyez 7
have u heard of ups??
mgates27 3
ever heard of the post office?
RhythmaticSoul 0
ydi who drives 2hrs to return an item and hoping to get some.
RhythmaticSoul 0
ydi who drives 2hrs to return an item and hoping to get some.
crystlbrd 0
r u that scary looking? :)
lawls79 14
Once again, no good deed goes unpunished.
patiencek 0
well there are creeps in the world you can never be to careful!
perdix 31
You're obviously a desperate creep with no life if you can waste a day personally delivering something that a normal person would have sent in the mail for 44 cents. Do you know what they call a creep posing as a chivalrous hero? A creep -- you just can't lose that stink of desperation.
o3livi0us1 0
I always love your comments. it wouldn't even have cost 44 cents to return it. Aall he had to do is drop it in a mail box sans envelope and it would gave been returned free. it would have saved the OP some gas money and his dignity.
eftup 9
have you ever heard of a trash can?