Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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aardvarkish 17
Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.
funshit123 0
haha u didnt get any
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Comments (191)
raz123 0
what a bitch
itsuptome 0
what a bitch
creedaddict 9
lmfao sounds like something my BF would say
kynthia 0
bipolar the bitch way of saying manic-depressive... as one myself I was offended when they "switched" the term.
habeeboburky94 0
Maybe she likes guy who are able to differentiate (sp?) between tenses.
habeeboburky94 0
* guys
BigDirtySteez 1
dude, you obviously creeped her the **** out.
Melace83 0
why wouldnt you just mail it to her? dumbass
JanisEvans 10
Ugh, you ooze desperation. You must have creeped the hell out of her. I bet she thought you were kidding when you offered to drive up. I bet she figured you would just mail it like any sane person. So you showing up there must have spooked her quite a bit... Wow, you sick ****.
phatdaddy62 23
So how hideous, deformed and ugly are you?
StartTheParty 0
^ LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Win dude, total win. :)
Shinygirlnz 1
She had probably finally realised (after hanging up) how insane it was that a complete stranger would drive TWO HOURS to her HOME ADDRESS just to drop off her ID. It's not your fault, and I'm sure since you're posting this openly on FML you had no idea how creepy it was but next time, stick it in the post.