Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
aardvarkish 17
Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.
funshit123 0
haha u didnt get any
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amerwin 3
Did you arrive with your hands full of flowers, beer, and lube?
Ficklefart 0
lol this made me laugh; to catch a predator
mintcar 10
Such an ungrateful bitch she is. Although, I don't really understand why you'd drive 2 whole hours to give someone back their I.D. You either thought she was cute or have way too much time on your hands. It could also be because you're just a nice person but eh, 4 hours both way is pretty long.
Zmeilerr 22
Well said. Props.
amerwin 3
The girl on the ID was most likely attractive, and the OP made some dumb lie like "I'll be near your house anyways so I can just give it to you personally". Otherwise, not mailing it makes absolutely no sense.
funzcpl 0
do you look like a serial killer?
sinnedrebel 0
maybe u had a booger hanging from your nose hole.
marc_with_a_c 3
Next time, use the mailbox. Less time wasted, and in the end she gets her id back.
pixechic143 0
have you ever heard of the US postal service??
nevaless 3
u were expecting gas money?
Penguin_swc 0
A 4 HOUR round trip for a stranger? That's insane. (I would have mailed it.) This is like meeting a girl and instantly offering to buy her a week on a cruise ship. Too much. Too scary. No wonder she ran.
dontgiveacrap 0
Yeah, drop it in the mail. You probably creeped her out.
mandyd80 0
why didn't you mail it!? I would have been creeped out if someone was going to drive four hours round trip to bring me a little piece of plastic that could have been mailed.