Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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mike3775 39
You should have just been honest from the get go. In many areas, you can be charged with giving false information as well as original charges. YDI
cuz803 46
So admit it and pay the ticket as a proper apology
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
If the video appears to be you, it certainly must be a deepfake! Maybe your sister shouldn't drive on Ambien.
spinningrecords 14
That is a suspended license for you in a lot of places
mike3775 39
You should have just been honest from the get go. In many areas, you can be charged with giving false information as well as original charges. YDI
cuz803 46
So admit it and pay the ticket as a proper apology