Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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Charlie Given 28
Well depending on your age your mom may be a pedophile or at the very least she's a scumbag.
RichardPencil 32
MILF! I hope she had the discretion to wait until they were "ex-boyfriends." My guess is that she didn't.
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Comments (4)
Charlie Given 28
Well depending on your age your mom may be a pedophile or at the very least she's a scumbag.
RichardPencil 32
MILF! I hope she had the discretion to wait until they were "ex-boyfriends." My guess is that she didn't.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Well at least you know your mother thinks you have good taste in men...