Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
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Thaylok 17
Sadl Find another date. She isn't that into you. Find someone who will appreciate the gesture.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Sorry mate. The sooner you face reality, the quicker you will be through the heartache. As Courtney Ryan said: "There is a grace and a dignity in walking away". Good luck.
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Thaylok 17
Sadl Find another date. She isn't that into you. Find someone who will appreciate the gesture.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Sorry mate. The sooner you face reality, the quicker you will be through the heartache. As Courtney Ryan said: "There is a grace and a dignity in walking away". Good luck.
Rake 18
Get the hint?
copalolita 16
She’s making up BS excuses (and lying horribly about it to boot) instead of telling you she isn’t interested. I never understood people who do that shit. They think by lying and “sparing their feelings” they’re actually sparing feelings when in reality they lack conflict resolution and communication skills. I’m sorry you made an investment and she didn’t appreciate it. Next time, don’t make investments (like buying expensive gifts) to someone who isn’t your S/O, that’s just gonna lead to disappointment if they don’t reciprocate.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Imagine what happens if instead she is "clear and direct," as men say they want. BOB: Wanna go to a concert this Saturday? PAM: No, not with you. I don't like you. Will Bob appreciate her so-called clarity? Absolutely not. He's much more likely to go tell the world that Pam was terrible and all he did was ask her out.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I think your Hail Mary fell short, homie.