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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

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Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

Well, did you?

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To me it looks like he was trying to come on to you...but hey I could be way off...

Looked more like he was trying to get her to cum on him...

I'd sit on it.

This is when you say yes.

guys with beard are like women with armpit hair.

As in, a personal expression of that person's comfort with themselves that has nothing to do with you and your evaluation of their worthiness or sexiness doesn't matter at all?

What's wrong with women with armpit hair? At least two of my cutest gal friends don't shave theirs. (And yes, they both have boyfriends)

Straight Flossin

I am pleasantly surprised at the amount of people saying she should have. Lately people have been very sensitive on here, hope it's changing back to old FML :)

I'd give him a high five.

Smooth as ****! I'd totally sit on it.

Just look at it as a cushion. That may or may not casually lick you now and then. No biggie.