If this story went on and actually sat on his fact:
That guy: Today, after someone complimented me, I told her to "sit on my face". My nose is broken after she actually sat on my face. FML
I...I don't know...I can't help but imagine that the beard would be itchy around the inner thighs and stuff and be a bit of a distraction. *thinks way too much about this*
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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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CaptainRR 20
If this story went on and actually sat on his fact: That guy: Today, after someone complimented me, I told her to "sit on my face". My nose is broken after she actually sat on my face. FML
Phooey 22
should have said yes and wait for his reaction.
littleteapot 21
I was laughing way too hard to reply lol
IKickPuppiesHard 16
At least you took it in stride instead of letting it ruin your day. :)
okay17 7
#112, why would it ruin her day? Especially if he was attractive. Nothing wrong with some spontaneous head.
GrinchFu1 27
Being a man with a beard I must say... that is a completely valid question!
BBeffedmylife 28
As a woman, with a love for beards, I completely agree!
cinskeep43 15
the start of a great relationship ^^^^^
BBeffedmylife 28
I'm already married to a bearded man..
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Shhhhh, girl there is no use... The ship has already sailed.
cheeseygeek 12
Did it look comfy?
tmd4L 7
A lot of guys aren't down to do that. Take the opportunity OP.
SMHsohard 22
Proof you don't have to be mature to grow facial hair.
octopussperm125 18
Most of us, including me, who will never be mature
Meettitan 14
The most appropriate way to ask someone to sit on your face.
siggy_mcsigx 22
I...I don't know...I can't help but imagine that the beard would be itchy around the inner thighs and stuff and be a bit of a distraction. *thinks way too much about this*
lulinator 40
Beards feel great on the inner thighs. Beards/goatees on men are a must.
R3TROxLOV3 32
94, I totally disagree. I think beards feel super uncomfortable against my skin.
PerditaDessa 38
Actually, I do. This makes the top five. I'd tell you the other four but my comment would be moderated.
Madster15 14
Regardless of whether she sat on it or not and how comfortable it is. This guy is smooth as ****.
octopussperm125 18
How's he smooth if he doesnt shave? He'd be all bushy and hairy, not smooth, ......unless he shaves the other beard......
Madster15 14
You must be fun at parties.