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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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ostfaiz 18
I l probably use this line..bravo! Beware of scratches Op ;)
Bliepje 22
hahaha it made me laugh and im a girl... have some humor
maharb01 17
"who wants a mustache ride?!" -broken lizard
amb0 2
Haha this persons username definitely made me laugh a lot harder
firebird07 13
these kind of assholes are embarrassments to the male species.
Ianamis 6
We are the same species numb nuts.
Cargerm 6
Reminds me of a friend of mine that used to say ..."sit on my face and let me guess your weight" lol
sanuxo_ 22
That's actually really clever!
otumboo 10
awesome pick up line, smooth like keystone xD
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Why would you compliment someone on their beard ,,, it's a creepy!
benjamn 24
Dude, awesome advice.