littleteapot
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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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Comments (102)
lj19717 19
That means he thinks you're attractive. You should take it as a compliment.
baileybean654 11
That guy is awesome! XD
Pyrithium 8
That's pretty funny. Hopefully you just laughed it off OP, instead of going on a "patriarchy" tirade...
jennibean8 2
Beard compliment ?
squarecircles 13
Wow how long was his beard anyway?
diinosaurousrez 3
That's ******* hilarious, if he has the balls to say that he deserves to have you sit on his face.
babyshaft408 8
Did u
Xandrick 22
I've noticed a rise in the ranks of men who have this overflow of confidence (turned into a feeling of being better than everyone else) because of their beards. This growing "real men have beards" mentality only further deters me from any desire to grow one myself.
AcieMcG 21
I would have said I only ride mustaches
sydneysays 15
That's actually a great response