littleteapot
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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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Comments (102)
blueblu97 16
That's creepy af
poisongirl708 11
Haha nice comeback and I might have said yes to that invitation.
CodyLauren231 6
Why not? You should have replied with 'you wish!' Or even yes to see his shocked face!
TisAPenguin 16
Oh, come on. That's funny.
chrisstachon 30
That escalated quickly
crazycatlady1192 5
what, that's a good line!!!
simpilot312 6
lmfao awesome
cartedor 18
did you have to sit on it naked?
mkcherry 14
As long as he wasnt forceful or creepy about this I would have found this so funny. the worst that could happen is giving him your number and you know .... eventually sitting on his beard
famoose 7
That's fantastic xD