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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

Well, did you?

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That's creepy af

poisongirl708 11

Haha nice comeback and I might have said yes to that invitation.

CodyLauren231 6

Why not? You should have replied with 'you wish!' Or even yes to see his shocked face!

Oh, come on. That's funny.

That escalated quickly

what, that's a good line!!!

did you have to sit on it naked?

As long as he wasnt forceful or creepy about this I would have found this so funny. the worst that could happen is giving him your number and you know .... eventually sitting on his beard

That's fantastic xD