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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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Comments (102)
octopussperm125 18
So maybe thats how zz top got all those girls
jeriaslovesyou 16
Beards are fun to sit on though. xD
cinskeep43 15
*vows to never shave face again*
JMichael 26
I have a beard. would you please sit on it?
LisaDay 14
im with her. beards feel awesome on the thighs.
MountainGiant87 15
I'm a guy. I have a beard. I'm going to say this one day.
LisaDay 14
it will get you far. beards are sexy.
vlalam 24
what did you say?
KociaQ 30
Being slightly oversensitive hey? You got to say, it's a nice pick-up line ;)
TCRII 30
Hmmm. I don't think I'm going to shave next week...
lil_ham1644 29
That & the fact that they're awesome!
Aethyn 2
Well, in the words of a very beard-themed band, "you should consider having sex with a bearded man".
MitunaCaptor 17
~Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too~ Monty Python
vikky538 29
after reading this I am planning not to shave for next two weeks..