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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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Comments (102)
joshi42 16
Why was Velcro the first thing to come to my mind?...
kacironi 13
I would have laughed
tashb 17
Haha same.
blackkitteh69 3
So not an fml
MBradlee 7
Honestly that was pretty smooth.
bravesgirl55 11
I don't know why that's an FML... Sounds like a win in my book!
natalyeah 3
Love. This.
wavethoughts 3
You could have replied, "Yes. I wanna s(h)it on it".
GamerPerson 19
A guy that gives?! Hop on that beard!!!
CottonCandyQueen 16
Go for it!