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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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PantyGAMES 10

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

blinked_281 29

Well, did you?

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Comments (102)

norisorroz 28

I think we all know what's the right answer here.

iireenee 23

bearded guys are hot :0 did you?

GentlemanBastard 15

Best pickup line ever. Being a beard enthusiast, I commend the dude.

PoisonOrchid 21

It always works on me.

brien123 5

This is a win not a lose ?

ravens42 8

I respect that man.

allisurd 17

Yes. Always yes.

cinskeep43 15

she gets it^^^

laden_swallow09 35

"Awesome" is not criteria for success. Because of people like you, the word has lost almost all meaning through gross overuse. Stop using it.

helloneal 5

I hate to jump on the beard band wagon so late, but I just might. Beards seem to attract sexy women, as evidence by these comments, faster than Parrot Bay at a strip club.

cjwayy 22

Hahaha. That guy sounds like a pretty funny guy.

FayBerry88 11

That's the current male equivalent to romance these days. Take what you can get. :)