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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

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Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

Well, did you?

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That sucks but I gotta admire the man's courage.

He obviously thought you were cute if he offered lol i would have just laughed.

No hun, he meant his face. Google it.

hahahahaha!

that's what you get for complementing a beard

Do it! Free mustache rides

That's the opposite of a problem

1) That man is Epic 2) OP, listen to the song Obey the Beard by PsychoStick 3) Depending on his age my response would've been, "Only if you want to make me your girlfriend!"

thats a compliment. I see no problem.

Should have sat on it. Wasted opportunity.