littleteapot
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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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PantyGAMES 10
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
blinked_281 29
Well, did you?
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Comments (102)
darkfireflame 15
That sucks but I gotta admire the man's courage.
sest 4
He obviously thought you were cute if he offered lol i would have just laughed.
imsorryhun 4
No hun, he meant his face. Google it.
asm9296 3
hahahahaha!
Pirateace 8
that's what you get for complementing a beard
DesignerVagina 4
Do it! Free mustache rides
imsorryhun 4
That's the opposite of a problem
EpicCrazyBitch 12
1) That man is Epic 2) OP, listen to the song Obey the Beard by PsychoStick 3) Depending on his age my response would've been, "Only if you want to make me your girlfriend!"
iwusinger47 2
thats a compliment. I see no problem.
TheRealStunts 27
Should have sat on it. Wasted opportunity.