Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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Top comments
X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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Comments (272)
Yongi 0
Maybe you dont have as much contacts as you thought?
helen_ellexo 22
Many*
Geist_fml 0
You sound like a drama queen.
zbots 0
YDI for trying to score pitty points. You want to score points, you show them the scar you got from head butting someone in soccer
420bliss 0
quit being such a bitch and maybe they would care about you
um_duh 0
Maybe they just don't care... it is possible, its not like you were dying or anything
n30h4x 0
Sorry man, to hear that. Some people just dont care about others and what happens to them. Next time, someone gets hurt, just txt back.."You got what you deserve bitch"...and I think number 3 is the only tool around here, im sorry but if one of my friends was in the hospital for something, I would like to know.
sLap_fml 0
YDI it for texting everyone to make them feel bad for you..
fallingUpstairs 0
it sucks what happened, but you were looking for attention. if i were on my way to the hospital with a bloody head the last thing on my mind would be texting everybody. i agree with 10, they'd notice in-person anyway
heyyou1203 0
i mean, yea your friend sucks and your cousin's a jerk, but why would you do that? It's not like you're having major invasive surgery and need their support. Did you "tweet" them? Why do you think they'd care? "Uh, sorry u got stitches... call me when ur better so we can go out drinking" ?? Lame.
altna 4
Why would you txt them over something that small? I'd understand txting to your mom about something like that, but everyone? #3 and #4 said it, unless you're dying or the like, stop bothering people who don't care about you (that's life). ...And stop texting everyone how all the comments you got at FML are mean! Drop that cell, now!