Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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Comments (272)
itsgen 16
dnt beg for attention and how could txt if you need 13 stitches in ur head?
Lucicx0 0
mad awk, especially if you sent it to people you dont really talk to aaaalll the time
Blue33_fml 0
I'd say fyl for the stitches, because those things are bitches. But also YDI, i've heard of fishing for compliments, but fishing for sympathy? Stuff like this happens all the time and there is no need to mass text everyone about it. A few close friends I can understand, but everyone? It does make you sound desperate for attention and maybe no one texted back because you didn't make it seem like any urgency. And you might be a bitch, we don't know.
krovek42 0
im not surprised. thats so needy to text everyone looking for sympathy. thats just obnoxious.
luckyducky123 0
Wow, you deserved that. Who texts everyone to tell them they're in the hospital? If I was in the hospital, I would only tell people if they were the ones asking me where I was. Or just tell my closest friends. Attention snob.
jcrazy 0
Today, I web up to my grandparents cabin for memorial day weekend while there my mom got pissed at me and my friend for walking with out asking although were with her boyfriend now she looks at us like she HATES us and gives my bro everything he wants!
stinkybutt 0
yeah i'm with number three. and if nobody answered except someone telling you off, maybe there's a reason you have no friends and so i have no sympathy for you.
kahoona 0
no offence... attention *****, why would you txt them? first take care of yourself don't go looking for people to give you sympathy YDI
trooper14 0
its soccer you pussy shit happens get over it and stop actin like a bitch. if you werent a prick to everyone then maybe you would get text back. stop seeking attention thats not needed
shelbylee620 0
who would text everyone in their phone just to tell them theyre in the hosptial? talke about wanting attention