Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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journeytotheend 16
Mail them to him
cuppycakeslove 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
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Comments (116)
txgirl2013 14
I guess it just wasn't nacho day...
MacMonster 10
There's a day for nachos?
meekthekit 6
I guess it just was nacho day* ;)
angeluv_2014 22
Ahaha you f'ed that comment up! almost as funny as the orginal post
iammaddie1234 9
Well, at least you didn't put your hand in it expecting to find Doritos
SassieCat6 16
Why would OP want Doritos from under his/her brother's bed?
LyraAlluse 25
Just that mental image give me the chills. Sorry you had to witness that in person.
kalenedog 11
who cares?
cottoncandymango 17
What a clever brother you have.
Zackly 4
You have some yellow teeth
Pesticides 19
and while we are pointing things out, you suck at staying on subject...
SaturnV 25
The picture in question (which I think is very nice, by the way) is slightly saturated with yellow light and likely does not represent entirely realistic colors. Even if this were not the case, your comment is unnecessarily insulting and pointless. I fail to see what you had hoped to accomplish by posting it, 36.
buddy51 23
36 proved he was more unpleasant than a Doritos bag stuffed with used condoms!
cottoncandymango 17
Aww thank you!
genesis90 0
Guess it's your brother likes his doritos with white sauce
dmattimeoj 12
...maybe they were his mementos. he could have waited for some quiet time and then gone through the bag picking each one out to reflect with warm fondness the memories of the time he shared with someone special, only that very condom between them. how romantic and charming. you ladies have your photo albums and he had his dorito bag full of latex memories.
easyprey 8
You somehow made a bag full of condoms sound beautiful, I applaud that.
buckdharma 38
Don't worry about it op, it's nacho room and he is Frito-Lay anybody he pleases, and it would've been Jacked if he didn't cover his Enchilada Supreme.
kozzard 17
chewing gum?
Tnut12 8
At least he was safe!!
jw90 18
That shit's nasty