Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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journeytotheend 16
Mail them to him
cuppycakeslove 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
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Comments (116)
fluffycatsdad 33
Major grossage! But at least you won't have any surprise nieces or nephews any time soon!
How_you_doin 10
So? Add to the collection! Try to go for a record! Some times you just need to finish what others start and this is a unique kind of collection. Me personally, I'd prefer coins or bottles but condoms work, each to their own :)
amy6703 6
Gross, but at least he is being safe
venus89 17
At least they weren't all over the floor...
Ziggy122 15
Oh, that's nasty.
SkyCloudie 7
He nailed alot of girls then...
TheDrifter 24
Or guys, or the same one many times. Or, possibly, he just practices safe masturbation.
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Nacho cheese or cool ranch?
Icestorm875 9
What if OP's brother was trying to start a sperm bank?
Kiyda 11
Snack sized or family sized?
MilkyFilmz 26
I had a dream about that once! O.O