Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
Nosecandy 0
Am I the only one who thought 'pepsi commercial?' It'll be a sad day when no one catches Michael Jackson references.
collegekid13 0
Word.
vvbrittxv 0
okay, for whoeverss sayin that the op thinks they're cool bc she said she laughed at the sign then went to light a cigarettee, well she was probably walking with some people and about to light the square when she noticed the sign and laugh. I would do the same thing! I just wouldn't be stupid enough to light my hair on fire. OP, ydi for lighting your hair on fire.
vvbrittxv 0
#248, positive things to smoking: -being highhhhh:) -the burning feeling in yourrr throat feels so good -smellls good -tastess good and others I'm too lazy to type.
DS1_fml 0
Seriously. Everybody shut the hell up. Quit being moralfags. The guy smokes. So what? The only thing he should get a YDI for is smoking in a non smoking area.
Frank155 5
YDI x2 because 1. You smoke. and 2. It said No Smoking.
choiboy118 0
lmao he deserves it becuz it clearly states NO SMOKING. he even acknowledged the sign then proceeded to light up.
ghost010 6
In no way do I find women smokers attractive. Man made it to look cool, but it just looks disgusting if a woman does it. This is just my opinion.
brianjman14 23
guys, so what she smokes, **** u guys, its her life, her choice. the only thing she deserves it for is smoking in non smoking area. karma bites, op, but thats still funny lol
anchorblondie49 0
cool. not only are you killing yourself, but other non-smokers as well!