Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
That ********-ated dickly...
BntyHntrSeattle 30
If you find him, tell him to whack off the premises...
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Comments (67)
rachelwho 9
FHU?
xkncas 8
Was it "ONU Confessions" by any chance. I've been LOVING that page since I found it. Go polar bears! ;-)
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
You shouldn't be so surprised. People can be pretty gross. There's also fecal matter, boogers, and who knows what else people come into contact throughout the day and fail to wash their hands in between. Cellphones are filthier than toilets so keyboards can't be too far behind.
upallnight11 19
I once saw a girl who didn't wash her hands after she used the restroom. A minute later I walked past the computer lab where she was using a computer. People can be so disgusting sometimes.
charvisioku 22
Suppose it could've been worse. We have a "Spotted in the library" page on fbook and some of the posts on there are ******* horrible. At least you're not the girl who had a post written about her saying "Your arms are so hairy. I've heard of keeping warm for the winter but you look like you should live in the forest". Uni students can be absolute arseholes at times.
pacmanman 15
Time to wear gloves!
theboy13 13
Lysol wipes are gonna be your new best friend
trellz17 19
That's sounds awesome, A college confessions page
doritowhore 9
It sounds like a whole lot of confessions you could've lived a better life without knowing...
onorexveritas 24
oh the joy
HeXr 22
Are confession pages a thing now or does OP go to my university? I wish to know also so I can wear latex gloves next time I use a computer on campus.