Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
That ********-ated dickly...
BntyHntrSeattle 30
If you find him, tell him to whack off the premises...
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Comments (67)
erck3800 12
that's either a really gross confession or one heck of a good troll
whatwhyhoo 10
Did OP really think public computers are clean?
AdamsNumberOne 16
eew thats nasty
HeartOfLead 24
Hmm, that poor irresponsible soul... Twenty hail marries for him.
Satoaoi 13
hand sanitizer bring it with u from now on >•>
Mister_Triangle 21
Unless you pissed on them, your hands aren't coming out much dirtier than they came in. Especially when you consider that you shower, then put on clean clothes that essentially shield your genitals from germs. They're probably the cleanest part of your body.
AdamThePerson 7
break out the black light, my friend!
fantasyworld 39
Some people are disgusting.