Anonymous
United States
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jodie
Australia
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Blackberry
Canada
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
telefucked
United States
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
PLEASE STOP
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
News to Me
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Thanks for that, whoever you are
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Top comments
hypnos_fml 0
so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?
smokeymcpottt 3
You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!
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Comments (114)
AwesumIndianGurl 0
LOL A new SON?! Hhahha :) Didya mean a new SIM? LOL ;)
Quest_ 13
No, son is correct. I personally have purchased five in the last four months. I love having new sons and taking portraits with them.
Igor_g5 0
Should have kept the one that belonged to the prostitute. At least could have made some money.
goldhighways 0
not every phone company uses sim cards. verizon doesn't, I wish they did though.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I assumed it was a home phone but either way, it is a hassle changing your phone number. Notwithstanding the charges from the phone company, there is the annoyance of having to notify everyone of your new number: job, school, grocer, bank, friends, family, doctor, etc. I was in the same situation when we moved to a new place. It's annoying to wait for the automated voice to ask you to press 1 if it has the wrong number. Half of the live callers don't believe you the first time round. It took weeks of dealing with the calls before they finally stopped and we still get the odd call when whoever the girl is incurs a new debt. FYL, OP.
jiggyjiggz 0
1. get a new number. 2. call the *****'s number and get her pimp's number. 3. call the pimp and give him the debtors number. call it for services rendered.
lauren5446 0
you must have cricket
fable_fayebee 0
have fun with that
iheartglasses 0
Its ok OP. I used to have the number of the local Alcoholics Anonymous. The first thing they would say is their name haha. Not so anonymous anymore :P
noahvs67 0
wow what are the odds if that?