Anonymous
United States
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jodie
Australia
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Blackberry
Canada
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
telefucked
United States
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
PLEASE STOP
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
News to Me
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Thanks for that, whoever you are
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Top comments
hypnos_fml 0
so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?
smokeymcpottt 3
You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!
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Comments (114)
FYLDeep 26
It's funny cause the guy who had the number before you probably had it repossessed. You might be complaining about the phone calls, but the other guy probably just wishes he could still get phone calls.
mouxouxou 11
If u are ''lucky'' enough maybe the next one will belong to the mafia. :P
danielsharpwoo 0
ahahah
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Haha I would've kept the prostitutes number ;] haha jk
itssambitch 0
So if I'm right OP was a prostitute and is no longer one so she changed her number. Now she's in debt and thus the FML. Prostitute to debt seems like step up though. Not judging, just stating.
itssambitch 0
Meant to put he and his instead. Oops.
ghostyghost756 0
so before everybody wanted to call you, now nobody answering your calls
AwesumIndianGurl 0
LOL That's clever thinking..!! :)
lilluvowl 0
hey maphanieRAWR. if u think ur pic is cute... it's not...
rawrzy 0
I agree, it makes me feel sick along with her profile.
cool_guy1234 0
stop haten
thakiller 0
Yours either hick.
IcyJack 7
You don't have to badmouth people to show how stupid they are. If they are indeed stupid (I.E. "What's a debtor") they will just embarrass themselves. Chill, people.
C6Racer 0
Agreed, 36. This isn't freakin facebook.
OldMrFranklin 0
And who are you to judge?
ggrls 0
that's because it's hot
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
you should've kept your old phone number so you can atleast make some money (:
jrod45 0
doesn't make sense. that would make u an prostitute if ur old number belonged to one. and now ur a debtor if ur new number belongs to one.
Halloween23_fml 0
I bet the one from the prostitute was more fun...