Anonymous
United States
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jodie
Australia
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Blackberry
Canada
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
telefucked
United States
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
PLEASE STOP
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
News to Me
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Thanks for that, whoever you are
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Top comments
hypnos_fml 0
so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?
smokeymcpottt 3
You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!
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Comments (114)
BlueTwist89 0
You should probably learn about verb tenses..."My new one BELONGS to a debtor." This leads me to believe one of two things: 1. You share a phone with a debtor AND/OR 2. You are a debtor. In any case, FYL.
tj79 3
wow gotta love technology.
my2centsworth 15
I'm confused. If it was your old number, it used to belong to.......you.
rasellersjr 0
You would have been better off changing careers than phone number :P
emmyers 0
change it again. what else could you possible do
iSpaceShuttle 0
God! You gottah choose better jobs( ;
LilaBear 2
No, your current phone number belongs to you. It USED to belong to a debtor. Unless you are the debtor.... and the prostitute :P (Oh, and do you mean 'debtor', or debt collector? You know a debtor is someone who owes money?)
Lily_Loretta 0
I would assume the op knows what "debtor" means, what would be so terrible about the phone number coming from a debt collector?
zebrapattern 6
so, you used to be a prostitute until you changed your number and then you became a debtor?
lolzkitty 0
my phone number belongs to a girl named Joy........as i found out like 100 times...
dudeman1212 22
Are you trying to tell us you switch jobs frequently? O.o