Anonymous
United States
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jodie
Australia
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Blackberry
Canada
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
telefucked
United States
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
PLEASE STOP
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
News to Me
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Thanks for that, whoever you are
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Top comments
hypnos_fml 0
so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?
smokeymcpottt 3
You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!
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Kua_Mei 0
Ugh. I shared a number of some other chick for awhile. I kept getting creepy phone calls! One time, this dude called asking for Irma; when I said that he had the wrong number, he asked who was speaking. I told him my first name. He then proceeded to ask where I live and how old I was. I was like... I'm a minor and I live in the northern hemisphere! and hung up. D: Another, this dude called asking for Irma, or, more accurately, saying "IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA!" over and over again until I said that Irma wasn't there and asked who he was. "Mark Chapman. Irma. Irma. Irma. Irma. Where's Irma?" CREEPERSSSSS D:
heyjenn 0
How is that creepy? Calm down.
TryptamineDreame 0
I have the number that a drug dealer used to have. I have people blowing up my phone constantly about some perks and dope, its annoying because the same people call me after I tell them they have the wrong number, I guess their memory is shot. :/
flgirlwguitar 2
Somebody fraudulently used my cell phone number on some credit application, and so every few months I get calls for someone I've never heard of. The good news is that with debt, there's legal recourse. If they keep bothering you, you can sue them for $1000 plus attorney's fees.
HentaiBunny 4
I have that problem, night my number belonged to some sort of mexican pimp..
SadinSherman 16
Can't you tell them it's the worng
rextasy 0
Phone numbers are not reassigned for at least six months. Nice try.
lana1316 0
aww that sux lmfao
GoodLookingGeese 10
how come?? what do Verizon use if not a sim card..???
healthaccount 0
LOL! interesting life x^D
varkey 7
how do you have the same phone # as anyone?
momogal 22
#95, phone numbers that get disconnected get recycled. When we moved, we kept getting calls for the same person over and over because they never gave out their new number.