Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Should have thrown breadcrumbs at her, she was pretending to be duck
MrDonSalvetti 27
I think it's time for a very long conversation with your sister... Good luck OP!
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Comments (114)
McNarsty97 15
Burn it with fire, it's not your sister anymore, it's poison.
omgz_itstiff 11
I'm 11 That's normal what's wrong with that my brother is twelve he even has a girlfriend.
CTPope74 13
It has nothing to do with age or girlfriends. It is the stupidity on top of stupidity. Wrong-Selfie, Wrong- Duck face-Wrong-Thinking that selfies and duck faces are ok.
Khaleesi_26 30
Its causing kids to grow up too fast. Now they all care about how many likes a selfie gets. When younger kids should be enjoying their childhood.
JKPwnage 27
Put it through her thick, narcissistic head that neither duckfaces nor piercings are sexy in any way
hiholls 13
She's just young and wanting to be more mature. She also probably wants you to think she's cool. When I was a kid I did and said all sorts of stupid things that I didn't really feel like doing to impress my much older sisters because it seemed like the "cool" thing at the time and I thought they'd be like whoa look at how awesome holly is for a 12 year old. They always shot me down like you did and it really would hurt. Next time I'd try to talk to her or do anything other than talk about her on the Internet basically.
Noreason89 6
Who cares? Nowhere near a big deal get over it
Kekslama 5
Kids need to go through this.
greencurtains74 11
That's normal. middle school is a time where girls really try to fit in by emulating what they see. no need to worry yet
sp1ke30 12
With the new generation I think we all should learn mandarin
mindlessquinn 8
im 15 and I think I would have slapped the piercing out of her nose. photo bombed her photo and told our mother. or black mail her.
Brownie02 10
Not all twelve year olds girls are that stupid. Whenever I see a girl at school making a duck face while taking a selfie I quack at them.