Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Should have thrown breadcrumbs at her, she was pretending to be duck
MrDonSalvetti 27
I think it's time for a very long conversation with your sister... Good luck OP!
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Comments (114)
worldclassrager 41
Quick learner...is it for her soon to me made Facebook? She'll be buying lattes soon as well...they grow up so fast
PotterHead_DH 26
Stop that.
ironhead_fml 20
Geez!!!!
Soundslikeothers 15
HURRY!! She's only 12 It's not too late to save her!
TheCrispyCat 20
My cousin is the same age. She does basically the same shit as this. She thinks she's 16.
Miss_Chevious 37
Why would turning 16 make it acceptable to make duck faces and post them facebook?
CarlosDanger 12
The thing she did is not an age thing it is more cultural. "My friend goes on trips with his gf at age 20. He thinks he is 25" that makes about as much sense as what you said.
WaxenSecrets 5
#19, The concept is that the girl is trying to act older than she is, and since she thinks older people do this, she does it to "play the part". Therefore the root of this behavior becomes a combination of the classic, twelve-year-old mentality of "gotta be older" and the twelve-year-old's perception of what being older looks like. Then one is only left to assume that the issues draw from that perception since the former is inevitable. It's a pretty clear suggestion for what the source of the problem might be.
MandyMeow_fml 18
She should still be playing with dolls, not fake nose rings.
mld4657 28
*shakes head* I feel for our future generation
Flaming_Pandas 15
Damn they sure do start early these days
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Blame the kardashions for that one
PoisonOrchid 21
You mean the Kartrashians?
mld4657 28
I blame parents who let their kids watch that crap. it's called parental controls for a reason
rexey83 8
The Kardashians had nothing to do with this but if you take what they do seriously then it might
thefmlman2011 37
"behind me satan, behind me"
Khaleesi_26 30
what has the world succomed to.