Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Top comments
Miss_Chevious 37
Should have thrown breadcrumbs at her, she was pretending to be duck
MrDonSalvetti 27
I think it's time for a very long conversation with your sister... Good luck OP!
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Comments (114)
siggy_mcsigx 22
Haha that's actually the age for that stuff...I went through a 12 year old punk/"emo" phase and took lots of mirror pics, back in like 2005 and myspace days...just part of being silly and growing up.
GentlemanBastard 15
Pics or it didn't happen!
shessovain 7
We all went through that awkward, really terrible phase. Hopefully she grows out of it.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Not everyone.
lovekool4 2
That's ******* gay u ******
amless 6
Exorcism is needed..
allisurd 17
Kill it before it breeds.
MilitaryGirl1 9
I honestly think that's awful
anormalperson 25
Wow, i'm not trying to be rude but I don't understand why girls think that boys like this. Just a simple smile would be ten times better than a duckface.
Gabilliam 19
wow not trying to be rude but why do boys think everything girls do is for them?
anormalperson 25
I didn't say that, I just said that it isnt attractive.
Gabilliam 19
So? Why should a 12 year old girl care about being attractive?
anormalperson 25
Well, its funny really because that is what most 12 year old girls care about most in ny school......
Gabilliam 19
Wow...certainly wasn't like that seven years ago when I was 12...wtf man...
DarkRealmGolem 9
well he's talking about twelve year Olds now
grandpeepa 14
this world is falling to shit
swaggyswagswag 17
#albertaproblems ??
Sisonduty 8
When I was twelve.. I was emotionless, never took selfies up until I turned thirteen after a study tour. Hahahaha good times/bad times.. *cringe*