babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Stunned
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Sprinkles
Australia
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Beausoleil, France
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
cjj325
United States
He needs them more than you
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
annonymous
France
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Gent, Belgium
Chill out, lady
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
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tnttse 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
Three4Ten 10
Did you join them?
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Comments (102)
xmaximusx 12
Lol thanks for sharing
mrrossh 3
You could get an Airsoft gun and shoot him whilst he's naked. Or just put an alligator in the pool.
goq0123 6
Yay for never being to old to go pool hopping. This is funny,quit whining.
trucker67 10
Life is short don't sweat small stuff like this , laugh about it because later in life this incident will be funny .
D3ADSN1P3R 2
Just passing if you see something you like speak up lol
Frogfreak05 4
don't go in your pool after this: add a TON of chlorine, that will burn so bad after all the burning sensation means the chlorine is working :p
kikikimsicles 0
Gross or not I'd be on alert especially if they have dementia. Wouldn't want them to drown.
eabaker31 0
It's called a fence. You might wanna invest in one.
mau5_17 0
Lmfaooo!
sulitak 27
If any of my neighbors skinny dipped in my pool the cops would be called. I have a fenced in yard, and I've caught my neighbors kids swimming in there without permission. I marched them to their parents and told the parents. OP had every right to call the cops... Everyone saying "oh its just the elderly" no, that's disrespectful. you do not skinny dip in someone else's pool unless invited to. And if anything happened to the neighbor, IE slipping on the concrete... the family could sue.