Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
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Top comments
AthinaMarie 0
Why would you max out your credit card for a guy in the first place?
MaCOOLiT 5
hope you kept the receipts!
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Comments (146)
deafeningsilence 8
I don't think 49 meant her hair was naturally blue. They were asking if that was the color of her hair dye, dipshits.
afallingstar 22
since you haven't given him the gifts and can still return them I don't see how this is an FML unless you were lame enough to get some personalized shit...then YDI
aliaskis 3
57: you're* I think you pointed your arrow the wrong direction. You should have used "<" so your statement would actually be correct.
etanman 5
63 y do u have to be a grammer nazi
Hannerzzz 0
does honestly NO ONE realize that part of the FML was the fact she caught her boyfriend cheating? I bet she didn't mind spending all that money on him because she really liked him or loved him. I know that she spent all that money, blah, blah, blah, but I really don't think she deserves it. she probably kept the receipts. So, OP, FYL. :)
aliaskis 3
64: why* you* grammar* People having horrendous spelling and grammar errors is a pet peeve. Really, I only corrected him because he thought he was clever calling me a retard. I would hate for him to have allusions of grandeur about himself.
capricaz 0
Way to be a doormat. Someone who is so dumb to MAX OUT their credit card for a boyfriend clearly can't have a healthy relationship.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Just exactly this ^^^ Let's hope you learned a valuable lesson OP.
TheZarola 10
YDI. If it was you husband or something, it would be different. Why would you ever max out your credit card on a boyfriend? That's retarded.
alexFYL 11
Return it!
Busty_fml 0
take all that shit back and give him a box with dog shit in it for christmas.