Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
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Top comments
AthinaMarie 0
Why would you max out your credit card for a guy in the first place?
MaCOOLiT 5
hope you kept the receipts!
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Comments (146)
sourgirl101 29
What about the "threesome" on his list? Some things credit cards can't buy.
maskedman 9
Your comment is priceless.
rhinosaurausrex 0
Hahaha that is the best #28! So true
WhatTheFuq 0
Lmao. That just made my morning.
lgs25 0
u think a credit card could afford to pay for one
Zombie65 0
#s 14 and 25 along with several others have it covered except I will say YDI max a card for gifts on 1 person? not even had you said "my husband" ydi for maxing your alone for non emergency so YDI twice
Freeze_fml 17
That's life. **** your life indeed.
ROFLFail 0
No wonder the economy's so bad
asktherunes 4
why are u buying everything on his list. u can't afford it since u r using a CC. dump him immediately.
pinkdottedbow 0
I agree. If you find yourself having to use a credit crd to buy all those things, then you definitely cannot afford it. YDI for treating your boyfriend like a spoiled child.
evilkory 0
well looks like you got some presents tucked away for the new bf!
6LitreJellyBean 0
Hahahahahahahaha that sucks for u!!!!
jojobeanz 0
ydi!! u seem a Lil off who would buy sumone everything on list???? ur giving me the creeeps
marc_with_a_c 3
Just return the items, duh? And you're an idiot for buyign everything on his list and getting yourself deep in debts in the first place, cheating or not.
xorgpxo97 0
that really suckks!