Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
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Top comments
AthinaMarie 0
Why would you max out your credit card for a guy in the first place?
MaCOOLiT 5
hope you kept the receipts!
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Comments (146)
ains 0
By the way- its delusions of grandeur. Only a jerk corrects grammar on the fml board-You do NOT want me picking apart everything you write for gramatical errors. When/if you have kids then you can teach them- noone else wants to hear it
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
No big deal, Hun. Just return all the stuff. I don't see how this is an FML, because you can just undo the gift buying.
chippa 24
*it's *FML *grammatical *kids, *no one *it. I also advise you to use stop using hyphens and learn some other forms of punctuation. Honestly, you use them excessively, not to mention incorrectly.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
69: In that case, I hope your own mistakes were intentional. If they weren't, here's a tip: In the following paragraph, I'm alluding to your most obvious mistake. Perfect grammar is as elusive on FML as it is on other sites, and it is never effortless. Even my own relative proficiency is somewhat illusive; I often check references to ensure correct word usage and spelling. Some would ask, "Why bother?" The replies to your first comment answer that question nicely: We can't delude ourselves into thinking that every reader will use common sense to interpret our comments.
FarrahSayzRawrrr 0
He sounds like he is freakinnnn 7!!!!!! Y the hell would u buy ur bf alll that stuff for himmmm???? Return it allll!!!!! But make sure u have the reciptes cuz if u don't they won't let u take it bak but then again some stores will..... If u weren't smart enough to keep the receipts keep the stuff!!!
Cr4zyd4wg 0
haha reading these is better than movies.
vbmg152 19
One Christmas about 30 yrs ago, my Dad got my Mom a shotgun, wrapped it and everything! Boy, was she pissed!! The shotgun was really for him! My Dad passed 20 yrs ago but, I still tell this story every year! it's kinda funny now! He meant it as a joke but she wasn't laughing. She's not the joke type.
KiddNYC1O 22
49 is an airhead.
yzBabe 0
it's weird some people assume she meant natural hair colour.
devil_doc1988 0
Wow he has a list get over it ppl alot of ppl have a list of small things usually not intending to get everything Ie socks boxers razors stuff like that don't hate that noone buys you guys shit