Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
Well, at least you didn't get your logic from her. Clearly, you are the smarter lass.
officeradvil 8
I'm sorry, but your mother is an idiot. Or she is in denial. Either one will work.
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Comments (211)
cordelay98 10
I honestly don't see what's wrong about being gay, I'm not gay, but I know plenty of people who are, and it's not like they hurt anyone by being attracted to the same sex.
linkinpark98 24
Your mom is an idiot! Sorry she doesn't understand you, OP. My mom tried to pull the same thing when my brother came out to her.
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Your mother is pretty stupid , OP. Dont worry she'll come around
kitsune3 20
No offense, but she must be one of those idiots who think it's genetic.
SoultheWolf 19
OP it really doesn't matter if she believes it or not, it is YOUR decision NOT hers. If she can't understand it then there is no reason to stress it out. It is no ones bussiness but yours on who you prefer to be with. Most family can't seem to understand it, so instead they make up excuses to believe you aren't. The few (my brother and I were lucky) have understanding families who will support and love us, no matter who we want to be with. Don't stress yourself by trying to convince your mother. Just be who you are. GL on your future. <3
pman962 4
You're hearts in the right place so I'm not going to criticize but you're making it sound as if you think homosexuality is a choice, it's not
kellyXbeanz 3
dang, well if sometihing goes wrong with me coming out I hope it's like that instead of being disowned
J_1182 2
Trolololol your mom sucks.
XpinkblackheartX 0
Haha. Blonde moment
hateevryone 15
What the hell? She IS dumb.
oliepop12 3
I'm guessing she's blonde?