Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
Well, at least you didn't get your logic from her. Clearly, you are the smarter lass.
officeradvil 8
I'm sorry, but your mother is an idiot. Or she is in denial. Either one will work.
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Comments (211)
skiskiii 0
Lol I think everyone is missing the joke. Even though her mother said what she said she was only joking at first ad a response. Though I am sure she was definately aware of the facts and still had a hard time believing it. Lol
BobbyBoss 10
You were born today? ._.
MargaretColleen 8
Whether you're homosexual or not isn't passed on through genetics. Some people are gay and some people aren't. You should talk to your mom if she still refuses to believe you after a while. If she still won't believe you, then she's just really uneducated.
LemonLolly 10
No offense, but your mom is stupid.
deransc 19
Your mom is dumb. Really Really dumb.
deadphoenix 0
Lesbian!!!!!¡
Elrey83 2
its a choice
crazy4uboi 6
Your mom sounds like she's in denial or maybe she didn't think that through before saying, hopefully she'll come to her senses!
AznSamoan52 10
Either your mom is stupid or she's just in denial. Don't worry, Op. Either way, if your mom can't accept that you're a lesbian, then you don't need her.
jadamsclassic 5
make out with your girlfriend in front of her? If that doesn't work, then you are by far the smarter lass and move on, let her be in denial.