Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
Well, at least you didn't get your logic from her. Clearly, you are the smarter lass.
officeradvil 8
I'm sorry, but your mother is an idiot. Or she is in denial. Either one will work.
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Comments (211)
zombiibabii 4
Your mom is either HEAVILY in denial and looking for any possible excuse, or she's hideously ignorant about how sexual orientation works. Either way, FYL. I hope she grows to understand and accept you.
zoereevex 7
Hahahah I'm sorry but I find what she said funny. She still reacted better than my mom! I think this doesn't have a lot to do with her not accepting it, but with her intelligence.
beastylynn 0
That's how my mom is, too! o_o
BobbieH 19
FYL OP! It's sad that your mother won't see the truth and is so deep in denial that she won't accept you and your orientation. Hopefully she will realize how ridiculous this is and will come to terms with the news.
twiins_fml 5
Hehe wanna hook up?;)
mspeacock 6
Accuse her of swapping you at birth
5t3ff1k4h 47
Start making out with some chick you brought home and ask her if she believes you upon seeing that.
Julia_Malik 0
That **** ._.
noisebox 1
Are you sure you want to be one?
grellsutcliffe 1
I know how that feels. my mom refuses to believe that i'm bi even though she knew I had a girlfriend at the time that I tried to come out. I don't understand why mother's think things like that. their logic is so messed up.