Today, I was told by my boyfriend of 12 years that he wants to break up. He wants to be free to follow his "MGTOW beliefs." I had to look up what it meant. What am I supposed to tell our 2 little boys? FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, my husband dropped a bombshell when he served me divorce papers and a set of tests proving that our sons (7 and 9 years-old) are not his. I'm alone at home, scared shitless, and my poor kids don't understand where their dad is. I can't take them to their bio dad, since he died four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
**** him over legally those beliefs are just an excuse to abandon responsibility
Nhayaa 21
What to tell them? To not follow his bad example. The guy is a douch. You and your boys are better off without him.
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Nhayaa 21
What to tell them? To not follow his bad example. The guy is a douch. You and your boys are better off without him.
RichardPencil 32
Tell them when they are men, they will have to go their own way. I hope this movement gets very popular. Losers like me can use all the help we get with the ladies!😂😂😂
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
**** him over legally those beliefs are just an excuse to abandon responsibility
Robert Cruikshank 7
Sorry this happened op. But this seems like an ad for this organization maybe?
Ambrily 27
How so?
Sarah Kryski-Kenny 3
Tell them your dad has decided to join what is eventually gonna be labeled a hate group. The Southern Poverty Law Center has been keeping a close eye on them, and so they should.
Hangryko 32
I accidentally upvoted Robert Cruikshank's comment when I meant to downvote. 🤦♀️ How do I undo it?
Ambrily 27
You can't, unfortunately, at least as far as I'm aware. I wish I could down vote that comment twice, one for me and one for you.
Hangryko 32
Thanks, Ambrily. I wish you could too but I appreciate the thought. 🙂 I reached out to the mods on Facebook yesterday; hopefully they can help.
ftpallday666 16
**** that idiot. You’re better off without him and one day you and the kids will see it
Lora Wood 11
Tell them they will be going with their father. Then inform him of your decision. He will reconsider his choice when the work falls on him. Love to make men squirm.
bl3ur0z3 17
That their daddy isn't man enough to handle his responsibilities so he found a group that would excuse him from reality.
protoskore 27
get a lawyer. if he's listed as their dad he probably has to pay child support