Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Oh no!
Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML
Not so tech savvy
Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
Slacking
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
ISP woes
Today, after two weeks with no internet, we had a technician repair our service at our apartment. An hour later, one of my neighbors at the same complex yelled at us because the same technician disconnected her service by mistake. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML
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DFresh503 8
D's get degrees... Unfortunately.
Barriaultcory 16
If you two compete for the same job at least you know it'll be an easy decision for the employer
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heart_aussie_fml 20
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I feel your pain... Mostly because cable connections are so slow (and I know what I'm talking about).
sniken 14
Cable's being slow? I can't see any connection to the fml and there's not any truth to your statement either. Ethernet cable connection will always be the fastest alternative (unless it's a messed up cable or unplugged)
fml121785 14
Yea #1 I don't think you understood what this FML was about at all! Could you be the girl OP is speaking of?
Cory123125 3
Not really. In the not too far future, i foresee fiber optics everywhere
inthedopeshow 17
I went to a school meeting about studying abroad in Costa Rica and this one girl, who must have been early 20s, asked if they have Internet in other countries. Unfortunately, OP, people like this are everywhere.
icychil 13
I think first commentator referred "cables are slow" as "slow thinking"
gidgiddonihah 11
Not sure what you meant there #1 but as an app developer and computer science major I can tell you that the cable is fastest 999 out of 1000 times. Most Ethernet cables and most quality routers today push data through at 1 gigabit a second. Wireless N can't reach half that. Wireless is convenient but has serious security flaws and is much slower though AC narrows the gap.
TheFallen018 4
You know what you're talking about??? Really??? Cable will always have a faster connection capability than wireless. Always.
DFresh503 8
D's get degrees... Unfortunately.
abbypoo 11
Since when? All D's would earn a gpa of 1.0. Never heard of a school having that low of a gpa threshold.
perdix 31
And double-D's get jobs without having any qualifications.... other than the double-D's, that is ;)
alshygirl 14
I thought you were talking about breast size
Tigerblossom 19
Maybe it was just a dumb moment? I'm sure everyone says something dumb every once in a while. Even the smartest of people
BntyHntrSeattle 30
55- umm... just... wow.
Topasofmagic 17
Well OP, it could be worse. F.ex. You'll graduate from an IT-course or that she'll graduate with better grades than you! (sorry, couldn't find a better word/synonym than IT-course from my half sleeping brain, therefore, there is a chance this comment might not make sense. I should really sleep...
dcarney7 8
Some people just don't deserve to graduate....
fml121785 14
What really sucks is there are brilliant people that couldn't afford to go to school because either their parents or them couldn't afford to send them or they had to work instead. Then there are kids who's parents are loaded, so they get to go to school for 6 years, but don't know basic everyday things! Your level of intelligence shouldn't be based on if you could afford to go to college or not! It's sad!
abbypoo 11
Right, because "not knowing what an ethernet cable" is definitely enough evidence to deem someone incompetent and unworthy of a degree.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
49: My ten year old brother knows the difference between 'Ethernet' & 'internet.
TheMathMajor 26
It's not exactly something you need to know unless you are studying computers. Chill out guys.
aligater10 7
common sense ^ #49
fml121785 14
79- that's like saying you shouldn't know how to follow a recipe or how to use a mixer if you're not studying culinary. Everyone and almost every job field uses computers nowadays, so yes, EVERYONE should know what an Ethernet cable is! And 49- I'm guessing you had to Google "what is an Ethernet cable"?
Trivision 10
GRAMMAR NAZIS, GRAMMAR NAZIS EVERYWHERE.
Barriaultcory 16
If you two compete for the same job at least you know it'll be an easy decision for the employer
etishuman22 32
Unless they have a minority quota to fill...then they'll pick the woman. This is where equal opportunity isn't quite equal for guys.
lilhellian 27
Op is a girl.
etishuman22 32
Well I definitely slipped up. Look, see? Even I am so chauvinistic that I just see an FML involving computers and assume it's a guy who authored it! Shame on me, and thank you for pointing it out. OP will definitely have no problem getting a job then. She's a woman and she's smart! I can be, too. But she's definitely more observant than I. Thanks again, friend! :)
abbypoo 11
#18, actually affirmative action quotas are illegal in the U.S. Good job perpetuating ignorance based racism, however.
Leprekhaun 14
It might be illegal but the mentality that a job must be diverse still exists. Quota or not, they will still try to get multiple ethnicities.
abbypoo 11
We live in a bureaucratic society that makes business decisions based on making the most money. It just so happens that a white, male employee is not always the best candidate. A business doesn't have to hire minorities, they just have to prove they are not actively discriminating against qualified applicants based on their race, which is pretty easy to prove if employees are hired based on qualifications. Employers know this, so your view that they feel compelled to hire minorities is false. It's just as illegal to hire someone because they are a minority as it is to hire someone because they are white. Furthermore, the inequities that are often tied with minorities (e.g. poverty) far outweigh any benefits they likely receive through things like affirmative action. I am not trying to attack you, just get you to think more critically in your assertions.
SnowboardingLife 6
You try way too hard @58
fml121785 14
They may have made affirmative action quotas illegal, I'm not sure just going on your word, but I know for a fact that many companies have affirmative action GOALS. They tend to be more flexible than a quota, so they can legally still pursue people less qualified for positions based on race, sex, religion, ect...
abbypoo 11
I know, how dare I try to correct ignorance about issues that matter.
thatnucca 36
As hard as it is to believe, she isn't the only person out there who doesn't know the difference between the two....
bfsd42 20
Is there a difference between the two. Ethernet cable IS Internet cable. And yes, I do realize that there are other forms of interment cable, but Ethernet is one of them.
Sinistra_Blue 12
Just because something transfers data doesn't mean it's an "Internet" connection.
Octwo 16
Ethernet cable is generally used as network cable. It's not an "internet cable." in fact internet connection is done through a coaxial cable through a modem which THEN uses Ethernet cables to sent & receive data to/from your computer. Ethernet cable is just four twisted pairs of cables running through a shrink tubing, you could run DC power through it if you wanted.
EpicSquishii 21
Haha as long as she's not looking for an IT job after graduation, she should be okay. Any dumb person can graduate. It's more about working hard and keeping focused than natural intelligence.
firechicky 12
Might wanna get someone who knows what ethernet is to fix the connection or you'll be waiting a while.
Turrence 9
Hopefully she's not studying technology...
Ambrily 27
Yes, I was just about to write the same thing.
BrockALee 14
Really? I know almost nothing about computers and I know that the computer doesn't mean 'internet'.
kinky44 28
Damn your profile pic! It got me twice.
BrockALee 14
Judging by your username, I'm not too suprised :D It got me a few times as well...
kinky44 28
Thanks for the insult, kink is my last name and my favorite number is 4.
EpicSquishii 21
It wasn't an insult.
x3jmac27 22
Hahahah 12 your profile picture totally got me and made my morning.