peceout
Vallda, Sweden
Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML
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lnheritance 19
Don't take it to heart OP, guy was a douchebag. Get back at him by adding drinks to his tab.
ColonelCusswords 24
Yea, American bar folks, arnt where youll find romance
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lnheritance 19
Don't take it to heart OP, guy was a douchebag. Get back at him by adding drinks to his tab.
EverestMelting 23
That is pretty douchey. Probably just drunk. But yeah, adding drinks to his tab should do the trick.
Zebediabolical 45
...Until he contests them and OP ends up on the hook.
peceout 29
Well, I did spill my drink over him. That'll do.
santosb1 11
You're photo is good looking, what was he seeing??
marulicko 19
After looking at your pics, op, I feel like either this fml is made up or he had heard some bad advice about being a douche to beautiful women to get them interested
Nymeria_fml 25
61 - That's a former Miss Russia, though. Not really OP.
JMichael 26
You should have said something like "well I heard most American men are assholes. Thanks for proving me right."
tdawg91 17
You picture here is stunning! He must have been insanely drunk if he couldn't see that
vikky538 29
either he is too drunk to see your beauty or too stupid...
lexi365 20
As an American, I can say we are all douche bags.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
And also as an American, I can definitively say we are NOT all douchebags. :)
pratikp03 22
You are different
Nilorak 24
How do you know?
sweetbliss3 37
because everyone is different?
Senorangelo 10
He means that she is special. Sarcasm, you know...
peceout 29
Well, in a good way I hope.
gennyv 29
He's just a jerk, you are beautiful :) Edit: I just saw a previous comment saying your profile pic is former miss Russia, so I can only assume you're pretty.
osoflu 3
Don't know why he said that. You are beautiful
peceout 29
I don't understand with My profile pic? I have my own pictures?
Nymeria_fml 25
You changed it now, but you had Alena Shishkova's pic. So, who knows, this one now might not be the actual one either. We'll never trust you again, OP.
raphanne_fml 33
#79 Come on, we all saw the 3 pictures of the gorgeous blonde that you had on your profile before you decided to change them. Don't act like you didn't do it, you'll only make the situation worse. Just ignore everybody and move on. You're not the first one to try that trick on internet, and you won't be the last.
peceout 29
You are right, but this pic is me. I felt bad so I changed it, I hope You guys don't think any less of me.
raphanne_fml 33
It's not a big deal really. Don't let it ruin your evening. You got an FML published!
Oyas12 14
Replying to OP, don't see me as a perv if I say this, but you are actually pretty. That guy was obviously practically blind.
TheKirs10 10
Homeboy is blind cause you're adorbz. Keep your chin up OP
gowings11 14
You're stunning, OP :) the guy was just a douche
foxwasalamb 24
can you say fishing for compliments?
USA1776 15
You're not ugly at all that guy was trippin
23lf 16
You look pretty good OP, I don't know what that guy was smoking!
hippokrates 7
I'm gay and I think you're hot!
jv93 9
that guy was definitely blind.
fantasyworld 39
You're really pretty OP.
DomiLove 26
Huge compliment right there! American guys are stupid, I deal with them everyday, keep that beautiful head up and don't let him get you down! :) It was to #118's comment xD
Fishin_for_Coins 7
I think that guy at the bar is gay OP.If that pic is really you...well shit I would bang,10/10.
Davids9199 14
Wtf u gorgeous tho **** that prick
Davids9199 14
You know how girls hate it when is men generalize them yeah WE TOO HATE IT. So stop with your generalization of us "American Men" cause a lot of us are nice you just seem to look at douches since that's probably what you are interested in
riffehunter 16
sounds like a negging attempt gone horribly wrong, keep your chins up Op, all of them ;)
xxreikoxx 31
Swedish women are beautiful! Us Swedish gals have to stick together!
surranger 19
id date you! you're super pretty, that guy was just a drunk asshat.
Rocket___Candy 24
Yeah you're really pretty! Seems to me that he was being the typical douche american guy. Hold your head up high Cuz he's missin out!
KxHoneyCombxP 24
He was probably stupid drunk, sweetheart. You are beautiful!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That douchebag must've been drunk or something, because you're cute.
jimmyironic 9
I think you're gorgeous.
oliversoden101 14
You look good idk what he's talking about
TanzWolf 26
Kick him.
peceout 29
Yes, I wish I did, but instead I wasted my expensive vodka.
ColonelCusswords 24
Yea, American bar folks, arnt where youll find romance
Ian7890 23
good advice Fred
IamHercules 24
Go home. You're drunk.
ColonelCusswords 24
no
aliciavanham 13
Wow, that's really harsh! The only reason why he would say something like that, is because he wants to feel better about himself.
IamHercules 24
Or because he is a prick.
peceout 29
Maybe both. I don't know, didn't stay long enough to find out.
callcopse 10
My opinion, he was probably trying out a bit of negging. I hear it's big amongst the type who follow PUA guidelines. As xkcd said all the lasses that read The Rules should just pair up with the lads that read The Game and leave the rest of us to it (though I'm married so not even playing!).
Cass_x 22
Some people are just pieces of shit, like him. I'm sure you're beautiful, don't let a complete stranger bring you down :)
peceout 29
Aw thank You darling❤️
Cass_x 22
See! I knew you were pretty :D you deserve way better than a guy like that, try not to worry about it :) & you're more than welcome! ^^ xoxo
Nerdgurl86 18
You could have countered with, "Well you know what they say about American guys being assholes, so I guess you're right on par". Seriously though, what a dick, sorry OP.
igive 29
That's a saying? I never heard it before.
doctorhook86 25
#23: Are you American? If so, that's why.
soulreaper12296 28
So I'm an asshole because I'm American and a guy?
coute21 6
I'm American but I'm a woman so I guess I'm in the clear.
Grey_Tempest 16
Me too haha!
PSYqualiac 17
Not only is that a saying, but it's true of too many guys in America.
PSYqualiac 17
Not only is that a saying, but it's true of too many guys in America.
DARKDAY07 16
This guy sounds like a dic he's probably plastered out of his mind.
EJSwank 14
Most likely drunk.
IamHercules 24
Most definitely drunk
allplayedout 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"You know what they say about American guys, all obese redneck shitheads. You don't disappoint."
snoopy325 23
I agree, what he said was rude and unnecessary. However, that doesn't validate an extreme stereotype.
Saraishi 25
@29 And assuming all swedish women look like top models isn't an extreme stereotype?
doctorhook86 25
#14: Upvoted for truth.
allplayedout 20
The point is they're both absurd stereotypes punctuated by extreme rudeness. If you want to make sweeping generalizations about an entire national demographic, and follow up with a snide comment about how an individual doesn't measure up to your nonsense, it's fair game to have your idiocy turned back upon you.
coute21 6
...But to be honest, I'd rather my race be stereotyped as super models than lard-asses.
Grey_Tempest 16
Either way, stereotypes are not something that should be encouraged. Not all American men are rednecks, and definitely not all obese.