Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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horcrux 6
Well it absorbs blood ;)
gabbster95 0
we are in a recession!!
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Comments (224)
hedgerow 0
haha the USA suck! healthcare is awesum
guckylynn 19
My boyfriend is Canadian and his dad had to wait over a week to get his broken hip fixed. He was in excruciating pain and might have died, so I'd rather pay for my healthcare and get into the hospital right away rather than wait a week for what should have been an emergency surgery.
fyllmao 0
haha r u Canadian?? I am health care is sick:)
JeffGoesRawrr 0
2- Really.? If You Dont Know What Pads Are, Why Are You On A Site Called FML.?
kel_pie 1
maybe #2 is a young man and does not know give him a break.... op no big deal atleast he wasn't trying on a tampon and you walked in...
Freeze_fml 17
If You Type Like This, Why The HELL are you on the internet?
5t3ff1k4h 47
What's the point of even typing like that? It's more work and doesn't make your comment look any more attractive.
devv182 0
that's not even that bad... wow
funkmasternikkin 0
that's just weird.
allmidnighteyes 11
Gotta give him credit for thinking of that.
tiffyxmac 0
that's just stupid. is he scared?
SimplySarah_fml 0
Sounds like a MLIA, I would have laughed at him.
ColdGold 6
No big deal. I read an article about soldiers using tampons in bullet wounds. Google it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Well, they ARE absorbent. This reminds me of that bit in "She's The Man" (shush, I'm allowed to have guilty pleasure movies) when the girl in disguise as a boy tries to convince her guy friends that the tampons in her bag are merely for her frequent nose bleeds.
illmatic2 16
I've had to use tampons for a bloody nose once. It works really well.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#78 Really? That's good to know just in case I get one. :P I've never had a bloody nose before, so I've never had to use them for anything other than "lady purposes."
chantelfurtado 0
#2 is a fail