Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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horcrux 6
Well it absorbs blood ;)
gabbster95 0
we are in a recession!!
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Comments (224)
disturbed_girl29 0
LMAO- that made me spit out the drink I was drinking!!! funny shit man, funny shit!
bcbabygirl 0
Lol that's funny ^_^ Sounds like a MLIA actually haha it made me actually laugh :D
lvlheaded 3
America's in a recession; get with the program! Your boyfriend is obviously on board, you need to save up wherever you can and if that happens to be your feminine products, so be it.
itsgen 16
cheap ass get a new bf
holychet 0
maybe op should live in canada :)
brunnette_babe 0
omg. thats all i really ummmm have to say
83pgm 0
My mom once put tape over a cut on my sister's forehead so she wouldn't have to pay to get her stitches. I hope that makes you feel better. Oh, and as an embarrassing joke, buy him his own pads.
jerry10394 0
so op your saying that your life sucks becuase your boyfriend saved money by not going to the hospital ??
catatonicsleep 17
He won't have saved money, unless she is exagerating and he doesn't really need stitches, he will still need them if the cut is bad enough, the pad won't close the edges of the cut. All he's done is keep it clean and stem the bleeding until he can go get stitches. He's still going to have to pay for the stitches.
3jackie5 3
Lmao that's hilarious
nate33 0
I would do it. it's like a super band aid with wings. Heck yes.