Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Happy Holidays....ALL of them
Misskreher 30
Everybody has that true little kid in them. They just can't wait for presents.
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kumarina 35
We wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year
mcknjack 14
Poor you! My parents used to start playing Christmas Carols on Halloween, so I can sympathize. By the time Christmas came and went, I was a wreck!
frod0 10
Ouch :( good luck OP!
doglover100 29
I'm annoyed by all of the Christmas stuff in department stores, Wal mart and Target right now. Can we get through Halloween?
FrankHotpants 31
Damn you christmas, stay in your own time slot, I don't like pre and post christmas stuff. Why can't we start Halloween 3 months prior?! Or any other holiday. Now if you'll excuse me I think my liver and I will rehearse for New Years.
Psychosys 16
My mom sings Christmas songs ALL year...lol
MsMourningStar 22
This pisses me off! If I haven't eaten my weight in chocolate and turkey yet then I don't want to hear anyone talking about their jingle balls!
lil_mars 1
YDI for being a stereotypical teenager. Get over it, your parents are having fun.
blackonblight 33
No, they can have their fun for Christmas AFTER we scare the shit out of kids and eat our weight in candy. Don't step on Halloween, the one day I can cackle madly out the window and people will think it's normal! Or play Voltaire's music for all the neighborhood to hear while wearing my best Siouxsie Sioux eyeliner! Save it for after the sacred holiday of weirdos and sugar fiends.
blackonblight 33
Oh gods. *those* kinds of people? Well, you could break out the HP Lovecraft historical society albums, A Very Scary Solstice, and An Even Scarier Solstice, and turn the tables. It's beginning to look a lot like fish men...
KylarStern19 7
I can't argue and I don't feel bad for you. Mainly bc if I had things my way I'd be doing that yr round and never take down lights or put away tree and decorations